Iran Deal Deadline, Daily Show Successor & Selfie Sticks Ban

1. ‘DAILY SHOW’ SUCCESSOR 

Comedian Trevor Noah will replace Jon Stewart as host of The Daily Show. The 31-year-old South African has appeared on the show several times. Here’s everything you need to know about him:: READ IT

“Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don’t blame Bruce Jenner at all.”– Trevor Noah 

 

2. NSA BREAK-IN

Two men dressed as women tried to ram the gate of the National Security Agency headquarters in Fort Meade with an SUV Monday morning, resulting in a shooting that left one person dead. FOX NEWS

What kind of parties are they throwing at Fort Meade, anyway?

3. IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL 
Today is the deadline for the US to strike a nuclear deal with Iran. There’s been a last minute snag: A big issue is how to dispose of Iran’s big nuclear stockpile: An Iranian official says shipping the enriched uranium out of the country is not an option. NY TIMES

4. GERMANWINGS CO PILOT 
Investigators say Andreas Lubitz, the co-pilot of the crashed Germanwings plane, had received treatment for suicidal tendencies before getting his pilot license. BBC

5. TECH 

Jay Z introduced Tidal, the first artist-owned online music streaming service. Among the owners: Kany West, Daft Punk, Nicki Minaj, Madonna, Alicia Keys. The service will cost  $10 for standard sound quality and $20 for “lossless high fidelity sound quality.” FORBES

I’m not a business man, I’m a business, man. 

 

6. BUSINESS 

Amazon’s new Home Services lets customers order services like gutter repair, treadmill assembly and TV wall-mounting. All providers have been vetted by Amazon. THE VERGE

In other words, dads just became obsolete. (JK, Dad.)

 

7. FAST FOOD NATION  

McDonald’s plans to start testing all-day breakfast service at at least one restaurant in an effort to turn around slumping sales. Egg McMuffins and other breakfast items haven’t been available after 10:30 a.m. weekdays or 11 a.m. on weekends. CBS MONEYWATCH

Here’s what happens when someone doesn’t get their McDonald’s breakfast: WATCH

 

8. SPORTS 

Cleveland Browns general manager Ray Farmer received a four-game suspension for sending texts to personnel during games, and the team was fined $250,000. NFL policy prohibits in-game use of electronic devices. ESPN

Brett Favre got in less trouble. Of course, he didn’t text during games. We don’t think.

 

9. ENTERTAINMENT  

A 22-year-old Italian model says Hollywood exec Harvey Weinstein groped her at the Tribeca Film Center in New York on Friday. HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

 

10. SPOTTED…

…Supermodel Molly Simms, with her newborn daughter Scarlett. She posted a photo of her new daughter on Instagram with the caption ”#grateful.” SEE PHOTO 

#SwimsuitIssue2035

 

11. OTHER SHTUFF   

Both Coachella and Lollapalooza music festivals have banned selfie sticks. Organizers at Coachella said: ”No Selfie Sticks/Narcissists.” NY DAILY NEWS

So what they’re saying is, there’ll be plenty of parking.

 

RETWEET

@jenludek: I wonder if Kanye sends d*ck pics to himself.

 

And that’s what you ‘Need 2 Know’ on Tuesday, March 31, 2015…

 

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